C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just had sex on a roof
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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