No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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