Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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