When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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