Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
