I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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