I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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