have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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