how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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