hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
ok first of all what the fuck
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