OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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