I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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