yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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