2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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