His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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