If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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