Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
