everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I lost the right to judge tonight
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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