Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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