I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You ate ashes out of my bong
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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