the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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