Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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