i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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