WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
