Where did you get a picture of my penis
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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