remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
