I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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