I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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