So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
please come you make the beer taste better
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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