My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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