the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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