I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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