Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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