Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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