guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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