How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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