Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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