Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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