Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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