Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Holy sore nipples Batman
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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