The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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