Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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