Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard