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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?

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  i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.

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  THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Is this like a preordered booty call?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.

  (541): View more from Oregon

  Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?

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