Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice