Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...