did you get engaged???
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
please come you make the beer taste better
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when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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