Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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