You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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