I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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