She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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