i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She fuckin peed on me
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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