But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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