whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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