Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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