I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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