Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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