He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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